We are not Parrot Heads because we are Jimmy Buffett fans.

We are Parrot Heads because:
– We love the ocean.
– We love our planet.
         – We love to- have fun.       

We are Parrot Heads because:
– We are not afraid to be silly.
– We are not afraid to act foolish.
– We are not afraid of love.

We are Parrot Heads because:
– We like scantily clad members of our favorite sex.
– We like playing in the sun with those same members.
– We like singing songs that say all of these things.

We are Parrot Heads because:
– We believe the best things in life cannot be bought.
– We believe sharing the best things make them better.
– We believe in the innate goodness in all of us.

We are Parrot Heads because:

– We know shared joy is increased.
– We know shared pain is lessened.
– We know a good friend has value beyond measure.

It just so happens, that Jimmy Buffett sings about all these things.

So, we are not Parrot Heads because we are Jimmy Buffett fans,

we are Jimmy Buffett fans because we are Parrot Heads!